hopefragment | inbox

i left a present for you outside your door. i figure since you're living with a girl you should have the first crack at what makoto and i are working on.

[outside his door Hinata will find: some homemade deodorant and soap. the packaging could be a lot better, but they both smell much nicer than the seaweed versions found on the ship]

[is Rin Matsuoka saying you smell????? maybe]

[Wow this is. Wow. At first, Hajime's actually incredibly appreciative, because this does smell nice? Seaweed might be good for eating, but he can't say he's the biggest fan of smelling like it.

It's not until he's taking out his communicator to respond back to the message that the second implication hits him, and his expression shifts from impressed to deadpan.]

are you saying i smell bad

i'm saying the human body produces one litre of sweat a day, which is the body’s mechanism of keeping us cool and preventing us from overheating in a warm environment or during exercise or exertion. sweat is also produced when we experience strong emotions, stressful situations, and during hormonal changes, and it even plays a role in fighting infections.

i gave you our strongest batch.

[Okay, see, he was nodding along with the science up until that last bit there.]

...so you are saying i smell bad

[But give him another second, he's not done texting yet.]

i do appreciate it, though i think souda's honestly going to benefit more from it... it'll be a nice surprise for ichinose when she gets back

you haven't heard from her at all, have you?

i never said you smelled bad. i'm just saying facts.

[these are value-neutral statements, Hinata]

i heard around base she's out exploring with karkat. we only cook together sometimes, i wasn't expecting a text.

did you know that the order facts are presented in can change the way a case is perceived?

[Please.]

i figured not. it's just been a while, so i was a little concerned.

do you need the facts in order of how to put deodorant on?

if karkat's with her, she's definitely safe. he wouldn't let anything happen to anybody. especially not a cute girl like hajime.

[Karkat's got a weakness for cute girls, doesn't he?]

Edited 2016-09-26 00:52 (UTC)

i think i can figure it out thanks

ichinose's not helpless either, i know that. i can't help but worry about them when so many of my friends have gone missing already.

you haven't seen sonia nevermind around base either, have you? she's the super high school level princess, she'd... honestly be hard to miss

instruct your roomie then, too.

did hajime mention when they'd be back?

and a high-school princess type doesn't sound like someone i'd usually run across. the name's not ringing a bell, either. what's she look like?

no she didn't
i didn't think it was going to be this long though
just let me know if she contacts you?

sonia's... pretty unique. long blonde hair and i think her eyes are blue? or green. she's from a small european country called novoselic, so she looks like what you'd expect a fairy-tale princess to look like.

yeah, no problem. you'll do the same for me if karkat contacts you, right.

exchange student?

yeah of course.

[THOUGH TBH he kind of enjoys how quiet it is without Karkat around...]

yeah. she was really excited to be studying in japan... i think she thinks it's all like her 80's dramas.

[hinata hajime: cold as ice...............]

that's kind of funny. though i guess i thought australia would be like a long trip to sea world, so i can't blame her. it's hard to know a culture or place from the outside.

her japanese is a little... you know. but apparently part of her training as princess was that she had to learn 30 languages.

[And also drive a tank??]

what was australia like? i'd barely left japan before i came here.

[Jabberwock... doesn't count....]

30???

[wtf he struggled with one and he considers himself good at languages?????? SHSL]

i was in sydney, which is a cosmopolitan area. it's really hot and bustling, and there's a lot of tourism. the food's really hearty and amazing, and the people are pretty friendly and outgoing, but have strange accents. they didn't sound at all like my english instructional videos. australia's famous for it's beer, wildlife, and beaches, too. but i can't speak to the first one much.

yeah it sounded really intense??

i think i'd like to visit syndey some time... do you think you could make some of the food with the stuff we have on base? i'd like to try it. i can't speak any english at all though... reading it is hard enough.

haha, yeah. apparently rose is trying to get beer on the base though? i don't know how i feel about that...

inbox - subnautica

text 9/25

text;

Re: text;

text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;

Re: text;