Shit man now you're makin' me think of ripping my own arm off and using it as a sword and I know I shouldn't laugh but the image of that is kinda effin' hilarious. Just trying to strike you down like this is some weird ass anime
I dunno
I kinda had a not-date once with Dave and we were just listening to music but looking back on it, it kinda felt like it was anyway. It's pretty much wherever your head is at is the right direction, there's no right or wrong answer with that shit, it just is, until something's said all officially or something
And if you want it to be, it can be.
But you ain't gonna get anywhere thinking that she's completely untouchable to you, man. Putting people up on some sorta pedestal is wrong to do to her and yourself? You know? Like, I can tell you from knowin' her the way I do that she wouldn't want that kinda thing.
Anyway, even if the playing field might've been a bit different back home 'cause we had a lot of shit to deal with and not a lot of time, the opposite's true here, too. Everyone's reset at 0, so no one's better than anyone else. We just are. We're here. What's the point in thinkin' that anyone else is better than you anyway when we're all eatin' the same effin' protein gloop and shitting in the same toilets.
But if none of that got through to ya I'm tryin' to tell you to stop beatin the ever loving shit up outta yourself. You're a great guy. Own it for once.
HAHAHA
NAH
It wasn't anything like that. He launched some really shitty art into space and we were both lookin' at it from the deck and talkin' like we normally do and then I said something really dumb, got super freaking flustered, and let slip that I worry about what he thinks about me. Then he kinda just went for it and said he likes me.
I held his hand it was gay and then the burrito we flushed down the toilet showed up and passed by like some really weird fate thing and now we have a burritoversary it's hyyyypeeee
now you're making me picture it and it's disgusting but i can't stop laughing wtf
hey, am i paying you by the hour or by the word for being my own personal cheerleader? i haven't gotten you the uniform or anything yet, so don't overwork yourself
[If he ever finds one of those, he knows exactly where its new home will be, right in Ryuji's closet.]
but... seriously, thanks. i'd say if you could find a natural way to bring it up with her, go ahead and see what you can find out, but knowing you... you'd just blurt it out anyway. do me a favor and try to contain your big mouth at least until this is all over one way or another, ok?
haha that suits you though, flushed burrito and all. there'd have to be something gross involved if it's you
how often does the burrito come around. am i going to have to block off the area every day so you guys can see it and not get interrupted by anyone else or something
Yeah yeah then you pay to watch me strut around in a miniskirt and pompoms huh
Don't worry dude
If we make it outta this your secrets definitely not safe with me. And if not? Well at least it goes down with me lol
Hey!!! What's that s'posed to mean anyway. I'm not gross at all
[He knows he is, but not being offended by it would mean he accepts it into his little vulgar heart.]
No clue. This is definitely the first time I've seen it since we dunked that shit down into forever never-land but looks like it just showed up like it wanted to anyway
maybe dave's into that i won't judge. want me to ask?
at least you admit i can't expect you to keep any secrets...
nah you're gross. it'll be easier once you accept it. if i did a survey of everyone on this station, i think most would agree with me, and those who didn't are just too polite to say so
yeah, sure, then we'll match our stupid skirts and pompoms. we'll have to choreograph our own routines and fight our way to finals to prove that cheerleading club belongs at our school or something. i bet ren could be talked into joining our cheer squad, then we'll just need to find one more person to be a real club
Like, literally dead last. The list of things that are way better and more awesomer things to talk about with him is nearly an effin' mile long and that one's at the stoplight goin' all "Yo hajime this is a bad idea and Ryuji might kick your ass over it"
Yanno what I mean?
[Counterpoint.
He could literally never hurt Hajime willingly, even for all the trash talk he makes and intimidating thing he says or does. Forehead flicking is pretty much the extent of that, and...
wow, this got really gay.]
Nah. I think there's a manga out there for cheer boys and whatever I do has got to be original and phresh
[Ryuji?? Intimidating?? He wishes. But also Hajime would never intentionally embarrass Ryuji in front of Dave, so they're even.]
yeah yeah, i'll keep it in mind
but see you say that, and i mean idk, there's lots of people here who've never even read a manga i bet, so anything you did would be new to them. like jennifer or alucard, do you really think they've read about cheer boys?
i'm just saying don't rule it out completely. maybe you'll be able to tell the cheer boys story of this century
Dude I'm not sure I wanna imagine a world where the good doc props his feet up after a long hard day of work and indulges in some campy as shit story about boys who leave their sports team to join up and make a cheer squad
oh, so it has to be a campy story too, huh? it's not enough to just be a normal coming-of-age story or whatever
i still think you should draw it and then flush it out the airlock. add that to the collection of other random junk you guys have apparently been tossing out there
hey, i know this is out of nowhere, but trust me on this. get jennifer to sew you a cheerleader uniform. i heard your boyfriend is into that, but he's too embarrassed to tell you himself
He's going to end up killing Hajime. Or somehow getting him to agree to getting pushed around in a skateboard for this.
But, sure, he'll bite.]
shit the thought of that hot beefcake of a man in a cheerleader outfit its like pure fucking bliss i just bought a one way flight to the vacation of my dreams and then i walked up into the hotel room and a meteor crash landed right into my groin youre a bro hajime thanks for being my travel agent
i was saying that dressing up in weird costumes is a weird couple thing to do, but hey, if you're gonna be the one saying that you both are a weird couple, i'm not gonna argue
so it's like... official, then? are you gonna make some super-corny announcement over the network so everybody knows that ryuji sakamoto is off the market
[-Oh. Well, now he feels a little bad for teasing him. Not enough to, like, not do it again, but enough to lay off it just a little for now.]
really? i thought you'd be the type who'd wanna shout it from the rooftops
i don't think that's a bad thing, though. going at your own pace. not that i know anything about this kind of stuff, but as long as both of you are happy... that's the most important thing. i'm really happy for both of you.
and you'll have time to figure it out, ok? don't give up on me or anything.
I dunno, on one hand I guess I do because it's exciting and all that shit but when it comes to like... relationships? Or whatever. I'm pretty shy about that stuff. I get flustered about a lot of shit really easily
Thanks dude
Your happiness is givin' me hope
We still have so many haircuts ahead of us, right?
idk i guess i'm the same way. i mean, shit, you're the only one i've told about my feelings. so i guess that makes us both easily-flustered idiots
it's not gonna stop me from teasing the hell outta you though
["Hope," huh? Figure of speech or not, it kind of makes Hajime's lips twist in a little bit of a wry smile.]
hell yeah we do. i'm finally getting the hang of it, can't you tell? next stop: hinamoto's barber shop
[He... wishes he were more confident that any of this were actually true, but as much as earlier he didn't want to straight-up lie.. maybe it isn't a bad idea to try to give Ryuji some hope.]
[And even though the outlook is still pretty grim, even if it comes to pass that he knows he's going to die, he would still rather go out happy he could spend some of that time at least smiling. Or something like that. Even if neither of them were really intently confident on their chances at survival, here.]
Oh shit we have one of those names girls come up with when they write fanfic and mash the characters together
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Alexa, play "kiss the girl."]
Shit man now you're makin' me think of ripping my own arm off and using it as a sword and I know I shouldn't laugh but the image of that is kinda effin' hilarious. Just trying to strike you down like this is some weird ass anime
I dunno
I kinda had a not-date once with Dave and we were just listening to music but looking back on it, it kinda felt like it was anyway. It's pretty much wherever your head is at is the right direction, there's no right or wrong answer with that shit, it just is, until something's said all officially or something
And if you want it to be, it can be.
But you ain't gonna get anywhere thinking that she's completely untouchable to you, man. Putting people up on some sorta pedestal is wrong to do to her and yourself? You know? Like, I can tell you from knowin' her the way I do that she wouldn't want that kinda thing.
Anyway, even if the playing field might've been a bit different back home 'cause we had a lot of shit to deal with and not a lot of time, the opposite's true here, too. Everyone's reset at 0, so no one's better than anyone else. We just are. We're here. What's the point in thinkin' that anyone else is better than you anyway when we're all eatin' the same effin' protein gloop and shitting in the same toilets.
But if none of that got through to ya I'm tryin' to tell you to stop beatin the ever loving shit up outta yourself. You're a great guy. Own it for once.
HAHAHA
NAH
It wasn't anything like that. He launched some really shitty art into space and we were both lookin' at it from the deck and talkin' like we normally do and then I said something really dumb, got super freaking flustered, and let slip that I worry about what he thinks about me. Then he kinda just went for it and said he likes me.
I held his hand it was gay and then the burrito we flushed down the toilet showed up and passed by like some really weird fate thing and now we have a burritoversary it's hyyyypeeee
Not really that romantic or anything
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hey, am i paying you by the hour or by the word for being my own personal cheerleader? i haven't gotten you the uniform or anything yet, so don't overwork yourself
[If he ever finds one of those, he knows exactly where its new home will be, right in Ryuji's closet.]
but... seriously, thanks. i'd say if you could find a natural way to bring it up with her, go ahead and see what you can find out, but knowing you... you'd just blurt it out anyway. do me a favor and try to contain your big mouth at least until this is all over one way or another, ok?
haha that suits you though, flushed burrito and all. there'd have to be something gross involved if it's you
how often does the burrito come around. am i going to have to block off the area every day so you guys can see it and not get interrupted by anyone else or something
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Don't worry dude
If we make it outta this your secrets definitely not safe with me. And if not? Well at least it goes down with me lol
Hey!!! What's that s'posed to mean anyway. I'm not gross at all
[He knows he is, but not being offended by it would mean he accepts it into his little vulgar heart.]
No clue. This is definitely the first time I've seen it since we dunked that shit down into forever never-land but looks like it just showed up like it wanted to anyway
But that's some cutesy shit right there dude
Are you gonna be my cheerleader now?
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at least you admit i can't expect you to keep any secrets...
nah you're gross. it'll be easier once you accept it. if i did a survey of everyone on this station, i think most would agree with me, and those who didn't are just too polite to say so
yeah, sure, then we'll match our stupid skirts and pompoms. we'll have to choreograph our own routines and fight our way to finals to prove that cheerleading club belongs at our school or something. i bet ren could be talked into joining our cheer squad, then we'll just need to find one more person to be a real club
write your next manga about that
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That is the last thing you should ask Dave
Like, literally dead last. The list of things that are way better and more awesomer things to talk about with him is nearly an effin' mile long and that one's at the stoplight goin' all "Yo hajime this is a bad idea and Ryuji might kick your ass over it"
Yanno what I mean?
[Counterpoint.
He could literally never hurt Hajime willingly, even for all the trash talk he makes and intimidating thing he says or does. Forehead flicking is pretty much the extent of that, and...
wow, this got really gay.]
Nah. I think there's a manga out there for cheer boys and whatever I do has got to be original and phresh
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yeah yeah, i'll keep it in mind
but see you say that, and i mean idk, there's lots of people here who've never even read a manga i bet, so anything you did would be new to them. like jennifer or alucard, do you really think they've read about cheer boys?
i'm just saying don't rule it out completely. maybe you'll be able to tell the cheer boys story of this century
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i still think you should draw it and then flush it out the airlock. add that to the collection of other random junk you guys have apparently been tossing out there
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Do you have a cheer boy fetish that I'm learning about right now
Is this your thing
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[Just gonna keep. outrunning those gay thoughts.]
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Gimme an H!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a J!
Fight, fight, fight!
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oh sorry, that was meant for dave
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Whelp.
He's going to end up killing Hajime. Or somehow getting him to agree to getting pushed around in a skateboard for this.
But, sure, he'll bite.]
shit
the thought of that hot beefcake of a man in a cheerleader outfit
its like pure fucking bliss
i just bought a one way flight to the vacation of my dreams
and then i walked up into the hotel room and a meteor crash landed right into my groin
youre a bro hajime
thanks for being my travel agent
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i never realized my true talent until just now, so really, thank YOU, ryuji.
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Looks like it did.]
Oh shit I didn't know I was dealing with the SHSLTAHH
So not only do you hero it up every now and then and save me right outta all my dumbest funks you save people ridic amounts of money on accommodations
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Also he's just dumb.]
that's right. i'm offering a special on weird couples shit right now
ok seriously you know i wouldn't actually send him that right
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I know what you meant
Wait did you actually mean to call us a weird couple?
Uh
Well, whatever, you ain't that wrong
And duh, I just like bustin' you up over shit
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so it's like... official, then? are you gonna make some super-corny announcement over the network so everybody knows that ryuji sakamoto is off the market
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Hell no
You're literally the only person I even kinda felt comfortable telling
And I dunno. We haven't used the b word with each other yet I think we're kinda just takin' it slow. Which is definitely the right speed.
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really? i thought you'd be the type who'd wanna shout it from the rooftops
i don't think that's a bad thing, though. going at your own pace. not that i know anything about this kind of stuff, but as long as both of you are happy... that's the most important thing. i'm really happy for both of you.
and you'll have time to figure it out, ok? don't give up on me or anything.
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I dunno, on one hand I guess I do because it's exciting and all that shit but when it comes to like... relationships? Or whatever. I'm pretty shy about that stuff. I get flustered about a lot of shit really easily
Thanks dude
Your happiness is givin' me hope
We still have so many haircuts ahead of us, right?
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it's not gonna stop me from teasing the hell outta you though
["Hope," huh? Figure of speech or not, it kind of makes Hajime's lips twist in a little bit of a wry smile.]
hell yeah we do. i'm finally getting the hang of it, can't you tell? next stop: hinamoto's barber shop
[He... wishes he were more confident that any of this were actually true, but as much as earlier he didn't want to straight-up lie.. maybe it isn't a bad idea to try to give Ryuji some hope.]
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Idiots like us are practically magnets
[And even though the outlook is still pretty grim, even if it comes to pass that he knows he's going to die, he would still rather go out happy he could spend some of that time at least smiling. Or something like that. Even if neither of them were really intently confident on their chances at survival, here.]
Oh shit we have one of those names girls come up with when they write fanfic and mash the characters together
Hinamoto
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