Dude I'm not sure I wanna imagine a world where the good doc props his feet up after a long hard day of work and indulges in some campy as shit story about boys who leave their sports team to join up and make a cheer squad
oh, so it has to be a campy story too, huh? it's not enough to just be a normal coming-of-age story or whatever
i still think you should draw it and then flush it out the airlock. add that to the collection of other random junk you guys have apparently been tossing out there
hey, i know this is out of nowhere, but trust me on this. get jennifer to sew you a cheerleader uniform. i heard your boyfriend is into that, but he's too embarrassed to tell you himself
He's going to end up killing Hajime. Or somehow getting him to agree to getting pushed around in a skateboard for this.
But, sure, he'll bite.]
shit the thought of that hot beefcake of a man in a cheerleader outfit its like pure fucking bliss i just bought a one way flight to the vacation of my dreams and then i walked up into the hotel room and a meteor crash landed right into my groin youre a bro hajime thanks for being my travel agent
i was saying that dressing up in weird costumes is a weird couple thing to do, but hey, if you're gonna be the one saying that you both are a weird couple, i'm not gonna argue
so it's like... official, then? are you gonna make some super-corny announcement over the network so everybody knows that ryuji sakamoto is off the market
[-Oh. Well, now he feels a little bad for teasing him. Not enough to, like, not do it again, but enough to lay off it just a little for now.]
really? i thought you'd be the type who'd wanna shout it from the rooftops
i don't think that's a bad thing, though. going at your own pace. not that i know anything about this kind of stuff, but as long as both of you are happy... that's the most important thing. i'm really happy for both of you.
and you'll have time to figure it out, ok? don't give up on me or anything.
I dunno, on one hand I guess I do because it's exciting and all that shit but when it comes to like... relationships? Or whatever. I'm pretty shy about that stuff. I get flustered about a lot of shit really easily
Thanks dude
Your happiness is givin' me hope
We still have so many haircuts ahead of us, right?
idk i guess i'm the same way. i mean, shit, you're the only one i've told about my feelings. so i guess that makes us both easily-flustered idiots
it's not gonna stop me from teasing the hell outta you though
["Hope," huh? Figure of speech or not, it kind of makes Hajime's lips twist in a little bit of a wry smile.]
hell yeah we do. i'm finally getting the hang of it, can't you tell? next stop: hinamoto's barber shop
[He... wishes he were more confident that any of this were actually true, but as much as earlier he didn't want to straight-up lie.. maybe it isn't a bad idea to try to give Ryuji some hope.]
[And even though the outlook is still pretty grim, even if it comes to pass that he knows he's going to die, he would still rather go out happy he could spend some of that time at least smiling. Or something like that. Even if neither of them were really intently confident on their chances at survival, here.]
Oh shit we have one of those names girls come up with when they write fanfic and mash the characters together
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i still think you should draw it and then flush it out the airlock. add that to the collection of other random junk you guys have apparently been tossing out there
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Do you have a cheer boy fetish that I'm learning about right now
Is this your thing
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[Just gonna keep. outrunning those gay thoughts.]
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Gimme an H!
Gimme an A!
Gimme a J!
Fight, fight, fight!
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oh sorry, that was meant for dave
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Whelp.
He's going to end up killing Hajime. Or somehow getting him to agree to getting pushed around in a skateboard for this.
But, sure, he'll bite.]
shit
the thought of that hot beefcake of a man in a cheerleader outfit
its like pure fucking bliss
i just bought a one way flight to the vacation of my dreams
and then i walked up into the hotel room and a meteor crash landed right into my groin
youre a bro hajime
thanks for being my travel agent
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i never realized my true talent until just now, so really, thank YOU, ryuji.
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Looks like it did.]
Oh shit I didn't know I was dealing with the SHSLTAHH
So not only do you hero it up every now and then and save me right outta all my dumbest funks you save people ridic amounts of money on accommodations
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Also he's just dumb.]
that's right. i'm offering a special on weird couples shit right now
ok seriously you know i wouldn't actually send him that right
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I know what you meant
Wait did you actually mean to call us a weird couple?
Uh
Well, whatever, you ain't that wrong
And duh, I just like bustin' you up over shit
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so it's like... official, then? are you gonna make some super-corny announcement over the network so everybody knows that ryuji sakamoto is off the market
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Hell no
You're literally the only person I even kinda felt comfortable telling
And I dunno. We haven't used the b word with each other yet I think we're kinda just takin' it slow. Which is definitely the right speed.
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really? i thought you'd be the type who'd wanna shout it from the rooftops
i don't think that's a bad thing, though. going at your own pace. not that i know anything about this kind of stuff, but as long as both of you are happy... that's the most important thing. i'm really happy for both of you.
and you'll have time to figure it out, ok? don't give up on me or anything.
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I dunno, on one hand I guess I do because it's exciting and all that shit but when it comes to like... relationships? Or whatever. I'm pretty shy about that stuff. I get flustered about a lot of shit really easily
Thanks dude
Your happiness is givin' me hope
We still have so many haircuts ahead of us, right?
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it's not gonna stop me from teasing the hell outta you though
["Hope," huh? Figure of speech or not, it kind of makes Hajime's lips twist in a little bit of a wry smile.]
hell yeah we do. i'm finally getting the hang of it, can't you tell? next stop: hinamoto's barber shop
[He... wishes he were more confident that any of this were actually true, but as much as earlier he didn't want to straight-up lie.. maybe it isn't a bad idea to try to give Ryuji some hope.]
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Idiots like us are practically magnets
[And even though the outlook is still pretty grim, even if it comes to pass that he knows he's going to die, he would still rather go out happy he could spend some of that time at least smiling. Or something like that. Even if neither of them were really intently confident on their chances at survival, here.]
Oh shit we have one of those names girls come up with when they write fanfic and mash the characters together
Hinamoto
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what
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You're gonna find a lot of weird stuff tbh
Like mashing two peoples' names makes them a super gundam
Except a really gay gundam
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so.... that would make you super gay gundam stridamoto huh
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This is what it looks like to have kissed the cthulu god as it brings its tentacly rope around your neck and pulls tight.]
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