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Hajime "panty king" Hinata ([personal profile] hopefragment) wrote2018-05-14 09:59 pm
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm dude

What do you mean lucky

I'm like 1000% sure no one wants to go out with me


[ALSO WTF HAJIME.]
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Ninety nine decisions treat
Ninety nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war.]


Huh? Nah, I'm not fishing for compliments. I've been rejected a bunch of times already so I'm just kinda used to the idea of bein' turned down? Wow that sounds really effin' lame but I'm just trying to be honest here or something

Also if you make me business cards they're goin straight out the goddamn airlock
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh... man, this is kind of corny, and he really wasn't looking for validation or anything, just that. Whatever's left of his brain to mouth filter, as bad as it already was, was completely and utterly shattered and there's nothing him from just rambling on incessantly. Hence a novel about a romance novel.]

I think if you did that I'd throw myself out the airlock and probably take you with me so it's a good thing that like you're not going through with it. I mean, for both our sakes yeah?

I never really had a ton of friends, so the ones I make I'm gonna make sure that they know they're loved every single damn chance I can. Despite the text I just sent lol I mean I'm not really going to junk us outta an airlock

Or am I

;)
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Just hold your breath you'll be fine you know ya boy Ryuji's got you






In a stranglehold as we orbit the station or something I guess

Yeah, of course. I even found a scented candle to go along with it for optimal mood aromatics too, if you wanna borrow that. Pull up to a bath, draw yourself a nice hot steamy one and get in nice n close with Marco

He's kinda dreamy after all, I guess. Pure hunk of beef bowl.
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
no way not that dude his mustache is way too goddamn campy and there aint nobody in their right mind that wants to take a ride on that

[R Y U J I.]
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-07-08 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck dude

I hope you get some serious shut eye

And Hajime... that thing I kinda slipped up on before? Can we uh like

Maybe just keep that btwn us