[ She is going to punch him if he keeps poking her! Fortunately she's too busy processing everything he just said to be too irritated by the pokes (she makes a mental note to ask him about this Tragedy later). This topic has her on edge, and she is frustrated to tears by her inability to cope with her own feelings. Literal tears.

She needs another drink. ]

I've humiliated myself around him enough already just tryin' to be his "friend", an' by that I mean rubbin' my thirsty ass all over him, 'cuz I'm gross.