[ God what is it with her falling for guys who are big dorky show-offs. Look at this dumb plain bagel being suave while her drunk ass giggles against his shoulder. Fuck, they are a pair of idiots, and everything's hilarious. ]

You know it's just cruel by now to swoooooop in here with your princely mannerissims and washboarnd chest, n' blow up my ladyparts? My ovaries just asploded for realsies.

[ She's just joking!! Because joking is one of the many ways in which she copes. She is only a little turned on by his little demonstration, okay. ]