[ She knows that going out in public, she risks one of the Stridlondes or Jake or Karkat or somebody finding her like this, even in the middle of the night. Not all of them are good boys and girls like Hinata and sleep at normal times, okay.

The thing about being sloshed is that you can be easily convinced, however. Especially when he mentions the word "fun". ]

Mmmkay! I don't think I can teleport'chu tho? Wouldn't want to accidentallalay appearififfeye you into a wall or nothin'. Haha.

[ The only good judgement call she's made all night? Also the thought is exorbitantly hilarious to her for some reason, sorry. ]

You really gonna carry my fat ass?